[00:00.00]Friday Night and the Gates Are Low - Half Man Half Biscuit
[00:06.32]When I had my loft
[00:08.07]Converted back into a loft
[00:10.81]The neighbours came around and scoffed
[00:13.71]And called me retro
[00:17.42]But they are the type
[00:19.32]Who never used to go to the match
[00:22.11]Until the family thing got big
[00:24.93]In the late eighties
[00:29.29]Dad's a steward in the stand
[00:35.19]Brace of comps in his hand
[00:40.43]New men run a creche
[00:42.60]While home defeats by Jeunesse D'esch
[00:45.36]In the Lux Familiar cup
[00:48.02]Are rendered pointless
[00:52.51]Stick a burger in my mouth
[00:58.39]Shove a seat beneath my arse
[01:04.42]Buy the shirt and shorts and socks
[01:07.45]Win the keeper's sweaty jocks
[01:10.42]Point a gun down at your foot
[01:13.29]Am I supposed to be at home
[01:21.36]Friday night and the gates are low
[01:24.03]And it's raining
[01:27.15]Bastard slip of a sub's ruined my weekend
[01:32.71]So you came and went
[01:34.83]Cos on crap three million was spent
[01:37.63]And if josh wants a five man tent
[01:40.61]There must be forfeits
[01:44.14]Star man said bye bye
[01:46.28]And now you're reaching for the sky
[01:49.15]Sit back relax and watch us die
[01:52.01]Of entertainment
[01:56.47]Fiancee said that it was fun
[02:02.65]Even though the others won
[02:08.61]I can't stand any more
[02:11.53]Cos I can't stand anymore
[02:14.56]You were blind but you will see
[02:17.59]Tonight's attendance one two three
[02:25.90]Friday night and the gates are low
[02:28.62]And it's raining
[02:31.80]Bastard slip of a sub's ruined my weekend
[02:37.44]Friday night and I just love complaining
[02:43.13]And no I haven't got anything better to do