[00:00.00]Upon Westminster Bridge (Explicit) - Half Man Half Biscuit
[00:22.23]Same old Hampstead
[00:24.45]Ken Hom Wok Set
[00:26.62]Dead Sea bath salts
[00:28.79]Jog-proof iPod
[00:31.03]Iron Age hill fort
[00:33.18]Long term roadworks
[00:35.33]High tide bird watch
[00:37.60]B&Q Homebase
[00:40.08]If Jesus came to Earth today
[00:42.32]They'd crucify him straight away
[00:44.51]Upon a cross of MDF
[00:46.22]And they'd use No Need For Nails
[01:00.51]Ship-shape farmhouse
[01:02.71]Dry stone wall chart
[01:04.83]Cash-back foot spa
[01:06.96]Straight down Ladbrokes
[01:09.18]Low cost school trip
[01:11.45]Ramraid Oxfam
[01:13.54]Christ that sun's hot
[01:15.68]Yes that's right sir
[01:17.95]Oh help me Mrs Medlicott
[01:20.50]I don't know what to do
[01:22.55]I've only got three bullets
[01:24.14]And there's four of Motley Crue
[01:55.79]Spoiling Good Friday my ex-love sent to me
[01:59.62]Twelve drummers singing
[02:01.06]Eleven chairmen dancing
[02:02.46]Ten mascots whinging
[02:03.85]Nine stewards flapping
[02:05.23]Eight christening invites
[02:06.59]Seven cows a-barking
[02:08.15]Six vicars strumming
[02:10.07]Nick f**king Knowles
[02:13.34]Four boring words
[02:14.82]Carphone Warehouse and Matalan
[02:17.63]And a pulled up at Bangor-on-Dee
[02:32.76]I'm driving backwards at peak hour
[02:36.43]Along the Edgware Road