[00:00.00]If I Had Possession over Pancake Day - Half Man Half Biscuit
[00:18.48]Outside Goldsmith's
[00:20.36]Coughing up blood
[00:22.03]Turner Prize judge gasps
[00:23.83]“Christ that's good -
[00:25.75]Leave it as it is it'll get first place
[00:29.29]We'll call it a full shift at the coal face”
[00:32.86]Oh well you're neither
[00:33.97]A Stuckist or a YBA
[00:36.15]And you're no longer
[00:37.65]A miner as of today
[00:54.50]Praise for the
[00:55.51]Wardens ready to fine
[00:57.88]Anyone caught saying
[00:59.84]“graphic design”
[01:01.59]Rag-mag seller said I'd be in pleats
[01:05.19]Only when he'd been
[01:07.07]Cleaned from the streets
[01:08.43]Oh I could squeeze my
[01:09.40]Lemon 'till my blues went away
[01:12.09]If I had possession over Pancake Day
[01:51.34]Give a philosophy
[01:52.57]Student a glass of limeade
[01:55.12]And he will say:
[01:56.90]“is this a glass of limeade ”
[01:58.96]And “if so why is it a glass of limeade ”
[02:02.73]And after a while he'll die of thirst