[00:00.10]Turkey In The Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny - The Simpsons
[00:00.56]We have our own suggestions for the new nanny
[00:02.77]Would you like to hear them
[00:03.96]You have my full undivided attention
[00:16.35]Well I'd like to hear your suggestions
[00:19.15]Maestro if you please
[00:23.17]If you wish to be our sitter
[00:27.41]Please be sweet and never bitter
[00:31.39]Help us with math and book reports
[00:35.33]Might I add eat my shorts
[00:38.86]Bart
[00:39.50]Just cuttin' through the treacle
[00:41.35]If Maggie's fussy don't avoid her
[00:45.96]Let me get away with moi-dermurder
[00:49.97]Teach us songs and magic tricks
[00:53.83]Might I add no fat chicks
[00:57.32]Homer
[00:59.40]The nanny we want is kindly unsage
[01:03.67]And one who will work for minimum wage
[01:09.26]Hurry nanny things are grim
[01:14.03]I'll do it
[01:15.62]Anyone but him