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The Ten Commandments Of Bart - The Simpsons
Written by：Matt Groening/Greg Haver
Ha ha ha ha ha
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
If you wanna be happy
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
Ladies and gentlemen hello it's Bart again
Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend
'Cause like it or lump it this is Simpson-style
And this I demand don't touch that dial
I got your attention so you'd better listen up
Dance if you must but please don't interrupt
'Cause the singing I'm slinging comes straight from the heart
I call this little song the ten commandments of Bart
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
If you wanna be happy
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
Let us begin with commandment number ten
Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end
Shake it for your mama and shake it for when
You wanna party-harty and get down in the den
Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip
You bring the chips I'll bring the bean dip
By this I mean shake your gluteus Maximus
Make everybody happy give them satisfactory
Now comes a time for commandment number nine
It's goes something like this thou shalt always make rhymes
'Cause rhyming is a way man to make your own news
Better than CNN better than family values
Don't get me misconstrued I'm not trying to be crude
But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood
It ain't true that our culture's in a decline
Just listen to the super-fine spine-shaking bass line
Now you're itching and twitching to this mucho bewitching
The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatching
Hold on to your hats because here come the scratching
Who did that
Let's cruise shall we now to commandment number eight
Goes exactly like this thou shall procrastinate
Put another way this means you must be late
Whenever you can make everybody wait
When homework is due don't give in to fate
But do say teacher guess what the dog ate it
Of all the commandments none can be greater
If you want more details come back later
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
If you wanna be happy
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
Moving right along here's commandment number seven
Thou shalt go wild 'cause you'll never get to heaven
You don't say no you do say yo
You hear bad songs turn up on the radio
Then when you're dead Fred where you gonna go
You're going down low where the rocks grow
The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video
Except no guitars 'cause wouldn't ya know
It's swell down in hell except
The devil plays the banjo
Ha ha ha ha ha
Next up here is commandment number six
It goes like this thou shalt dance like lunatics
Got to get moving and shaking and grooving
And hopping and mopping and floppily-flopping
The drums drop out
Hey what happened beat box is broke
Maggie come here quick I'm starting to choke
Come on girl here's the deal I'm really sucking
I need your help so Maggie please start sucking
Oh yeah that's it that's what I require
An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier
And now we arrive at commandment number five
Short and sweet thou shalt be alive
Take off your pants strut around in the nude
If somebody sees you say what's happening dude
Oh yeah now we're starting to soar
The countdown continues commandment number four
I say unto you thou shalt slam the door
Wake up the neighbors that's what it's for
Slam it again and slam it some more
Now you got a beat that never happened before
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
If you wanna be happy
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
Which brings us on to commandment number three
Thou shalt question authority
'Cause authority hates curiosity
Which leads straight to originality
From there my friends spontaneity
And the downward spots straight to mockery
Then a hop and a skip to mutiny
Then mutiny leads to anarchy
Then a
Bart knock it off turn it down
Okay okay here's commandment number two
Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do
Get a tattoo eat a honeydew
Raid a taboo paint your head blue
If you're bald go buy a toupee
If you're starved go eat a souflee
If you're crazy get on the subway
If you're bored dance on the freeway
If you're sexy put on negligee
'Cause this is what I have to say
Hurray for horseplay gotta have horseplay
Besides that man eh what the hay
And now at last it's commandment number one
Put quite simply
Thou shalt have fun
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
If you wanna be happy
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
If you wanna be happy
Thou shall have fun
Yeah yeah yeah
Thou shall have fun
Thou shalt have fun
That was pretty cool huh
