I Got Knocked out the Same Night England Did (Explicit)

I am waiting for a cab

On a taxi rank

England just lost the semi finals so tonight ain't all that

Chatting s**t in the back

Whilst I eat my kebab

The whole night I've been avoiding getting into a scrap

Because some people take football way too seriously

It's kicking off between these two guys near to me

But before I can flee the scene

They both turn around and for some reason they start on me

I got knocked out

I got knocked out

I got knocked out

The same night England did

The last thing I recall before he kicked me in the chest

Was the potent smell of grey goose that lingered on his breath

I threw a punch but he ducked

And now my head is f**ked

A hospital bed in a and e is where I woke up

I ask my mates what went down they told me I got in a row

I got banged out and hit my head right on the ground

Ow now I have to stay here for 3 nights

I guess football isn't coming home and neither am I

I got knocked out

I got knocked out

I got knocked out

The same night England did