This house
Just came on the market
This house
Should sell fast
Because it only had one owner
With a recent buyer who passed
This house
Has bodies beneath the basement
This house
Has curb appeal, right?
Not to mention the foundation
Is a grave site
This house
Has a heart-shaped swimming pool
The basement is clear since ninety-six
And the schools are walking distance
This house
Just in case you missed it
It full of corpses
This house
Was featured in real crime television
This house
Just got a new roof in ninety seven
News has a special feature on at eleven
Can you tell me who would rhyme
Seven with eleven
Just to make another zero play tracks?
Seven can't just rhyme with eleven
Let's do it again one more time
This house
Just came on the market
This house
Should sell fast
Because it only had one owner
With a recent buyer who passed
This house
Has bodies beneath the basement
This house
Has curb appeal, right?
Not to mention the foundation
Is a grave site
This house
Has a heart-shaped swimming pool
The basement is clear since ninety-six
And the schools are walking distance
This house
Just in case you missed it
It full of corpses
I want to stress
This in no way tarnishes the value
Of this fine residence, though
You can look at the history
Like a little bump in the road
This house
Has a heart-shaped swimming pool
The basement is clear since ninety-six
And the schools are walking distance
This house
Just in case you missed it
It full of corpses
