[00:00.00]Mr. Popeil -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:21.00]I need a Vegematic
[00:23.37]I need a Pocket Fisherman
[00:26.11]I need a handy appliance
[00:28.61]That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell
[00:31.92](Operators are standing by how does that make you feel )
[00:36.48]Help me
[00:38.66]Mr Popeil
[00:52.94]I wanna shine some pennies
[00:54.13]I wanna mend some leather
[00:56.81]I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder
[01:04.17](Please no C O D 's don't miss out on this deal)
[01:08.22]Ah help me
[01:10.84]Mr Popeil
[01:19.76]Help me
[01:20.14]Mr Popeil
[01:24.19]Mr Popeil
[01:26.75]Mr Popeil
[01:30.31](Woo woo ohh)
[01:41.30]It slices it dices
[01:43.92]Look at that tomato
[01:46.36]You could even cut a tin can with it
[01:49.03]But you wouldn't want to
[01:51.47]Mr Popeil I'm in trouble
[01:54.45]Need your assistance on the double
[01:57.09]Oh no Now how am I gonna make
[02:00.58]My old vinyl car top look like new
[02:04.14]Mr Popeil
[02:05.39]Tell me what am I s'posed to do
[02:37.63]Mr Popeil
[02:38.94]Mr Popeil
[02:42.81](Now how much would you pay )
[02:47.74]But wait there's more
[02:48.86]It's not sold in any store
[02:53.42](Now how much would you pay )
[02:57.59]Don't answer yet
[03:01.22]Just look what else you get
[03:03.78](Now how much would you pay )
[03:09.20]If you order today
[03:11.13]You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray
[03:14.63](Now how much would you pay )
[03:18.32]Now how much would you pay
[03:20.06]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:21.43]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:24.43]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:27.93]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:46.93]Make me buy a Garden Weasel
[03:49.43]Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
[03:52.05]Make me take advantage of this amazing TV offer
[03:57.13](Call our toll-free number we'll make you such a deal)
[04:02.12]Aw help me
[04:04.62]Mr Popeil I want it
[04:07.30](Mr Popeil)
[04:08.75]Well I need it
[04:10.12](Mr Popeil)
[04:10.81]I got to got to got to have it
[04:12.75]Mr Popeil
[04:15.17]Mr Popeil
[04:18.05]Hey