[00:00.00]I Lost On Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:17.12]I was there to match my intellect on national TV
[00:25.43]Against a plumber and an architect both with a ph D
[00:33.75]I was tense I was nervous
[00:38.00]I guess it just wasn't my night
[00:42.30]Art fleming gave the answers
[00:46.53]Oh but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
[00:50.94]I lost on jeopardy
[00:53.43]Baby
[00:55.91]Oooh
[00:59.23]I lost on jeopardy
[01:01.89]Baby
[01:04.27]Oooh
[01:07.84]Well I knew I was in trouble now
[01:12.94]My hope of winning sank
[01:16.36]'Cause I got the daily double now
[01:21.42]And then my mind went blank
[01:24.65]I took potpourri for one hundred
[01:28.97]And then my head started to spin
[01:33.16]Well I'm givin' up Don pardo
[01:37.82]Just tell me now what I didn't win
[01:40.66]Yeah yeah
[01:41.73]I lost on jeopardy
[01:44.35]Baby
[01:46.66]Oooh
[01:50.11]I lost on jeopardy
[01:52.71]Baby
[01:55.14]Oooh
[02:00.29]That's right al-you lost
[02:02.77]And let me tell what you didn't win
[02:05.05]A twenty-Volume set of the encyclopedia international
[02:07.71]A case of turtle wax and a
[02:09.32]Year's supply of rice-a-roni
[02:11.49]The san francisco treat But that's not all
[02:14.78]You also made yourself look like a jerk
[02:17.41]In front of millions of people And
[02:19.02]You brought shame and disgrace on your family name
[02:21.35]For generations to come
[02:23.41]You don't get to come back tomorrow
[02:25.13]You don't even get a lousy copy of our
[02:27.23]Home game You're a complete loser
[02:32.79]Don't know what I was thinkin' of
[02:36.90]I guess I just wasn't too bright
[02:41.07]Well I sure hope I do better
[02:45.77]Next weekend on the price is right-ight-ight
[02:49.68]I lost on jeopardy
[02:52.06]Baby
[02:54.60]Oooh
[02:58.02]I lost on jeopardy
[03:00.76]Baby
[03:03.12]Oooh
[03:06.50]I lost on jeopardy
[03:09.23]Baby