[00:00.00]I Think I'm A Clone Now - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:22.85]Isn't it strange
[00:26.22]Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
[00:29.34]What would people say
[00:32.83]If only they knew that I was
[00:35.70]Part of some geneticist's plan
[00:39.26]Born to be a carbon copy man
[00:42.95]There in a petri dish late one night
[00:45.81]They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say
[00:50.56]I think I'm a clone now
[00:53.49]There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
[00:57.54]I think I'm a clone now
[01:00.29]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
[01:12.33]Look at the way
[01:14.21]We go out walking close together
[01:16.26]I guess you could say
[01:18.76]I'm really beside myself
[01:21.26]I still remember how it began
[01:25.18]They produced a carbon copy man
[01:28.74]Born in a science lab late one night
[01:32.11]Without a mother or a father just a test tube and a womb with a view
[01:36.10]I think I'm a clone now
[01:39.23]There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
[01:43.46]I think I'm a clone now
[01:45.46]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
[01:50.51]I think I'm a clone now
[01:53.13]And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
[01:57.70]I think I'm a clone now
[02:00.26]'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
[02:18.79]Signing autographs for my fans
[02:21.53]Come and meet the carbon copy man
[02:25.40]Livin' in stereo it's all right
[02:28.02]Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say
[02:32.95]I think I'm a clone now
[02:35.76]Another one of me's always hangin' around
[02:39.87]I think I'm a clone now
[02:42.62]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
[02:47.00]I think I'm a clone now
[02:48.87]I've been on Oprah Winfrey I'm world renowned
[02:51.73]I think I'm a clone now
[02:54.05]And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
[02:57.29]I think I'm a clone now
[02:58.85]That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
[03:01.22]I think I'm a clone now
[03:03.96]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
[03:05.53]I think I'm a clone now