Miracle - Matt Henry/Alisha Weir/Stephen Graham/Andrea Riseborough/The Cast of Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical
Lyrics by：Tim Minchin
Composed by：Tim Minchin
Produced by：Christopher Nightingale
My mummy says I'm a miracle ah
My daddy says I'm his special little guy
I am a princess I am a prince
Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as bold or tough as me
Has my daddy told you
One day when I'm older
I can be a soldier
And punch you in the face
Take another picture of our
Pumpkin from this angle over here
I know we oughtn't say this but
She's clearly cuter than her peers
What a dear you threw up honey look at mummy
Try not to vomit on your brother
Now smile for mummy smile for mother
I think she blinked well take another
Have you seen what he can do
Is that unusual for day two
Is smilin' early not a sign of an exceptional iq
She's just delightful so intuitious and insightful
Might he be a little brighter than the norm
I know to say it's frightful form
Jingel on my
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doctor chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirrorball
You can be all cynical but it's a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle as factually spectacularly
Actually miraculously
Fabulous a miracle as me
A baby
I'm not having a baby what on earth gives you that idea
I'm not listenin' to this this is quackery
But you're about to give birth
Are you out of your mind
Mrs wormwood you're having a contraction
I'm not having contractions
Contractions are for pregnant woman who are having babies
I'm having a stinkin' baby
Every life I bring into this world
Restores my faith in humankind I'm not worried
Each new-born life a canvas yet unpainted
Their still unbroken skin
Their uncorrupted minds
Every life is unbelievably unlikely
The chances of existence almost infinitely small
The most common thing in life is life
And yet every single life
Every new life is a miracle miracle
What a girl
What you mean my son is a girl
I mean that your daughter is a girl
Yeah but the balloons
Doctor I mean the balloons they say a boy
Mr wormwood your wife has just given birth to a beautiful
Healthy happy little girl she's perfect
This is fantastic news
Why do bad things always happen to good people
Fine upstanding citizens like you and me
Why when we've done nothing wrong
Should this disaster come along
This horrible miracle
Weird looking miracle
Hairy little stinky thing
With no sign of a winky-ding at all
Every life is a miracle
Every life is a miracle
Every life is a miracle
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doctor chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirrorball
You can be all cynical but it's a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle a miracle as a miracle as
Miracle a miracle as a miracle as
Miracle as miracle as
My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm
My daddy says I'm a bore
My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ
That kids like me should be against the law
My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole
No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me
Mum says I'm a good case for population control
Dad says I should watch more tv
