[00:00.00]School Song - Tim Minchin
[00:18.40]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[00:23.72]My daddy says I'm his special little guy
[00:30.33]I am a princess
[00:32.71]And I am a prince
[00:35.88]Mum says I'm an angel
[00:39.31]Mum says I'm an angel
[00:42.56]Mum says I'm an angel
[00:45.78]And so you think you're able
[00:47.24]To survive this mess by
[00:48.81]Being a prince or a princess
[00:50.60]You will soon see
[00:51.96]There's no escaping tragedy
[00:55.83]And even if you put in heaps of effort
[00:59.19]You're just wasting energy
[01:01.59]'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history
[01:05.69]I have suffered in this jail
[01:08.82]Have been trapped inside this
[01:10.49]Cage for ages
[01:11.46]This living 'ell
[01:13.64]But if I try I can remember
[01:15.85]Back before my life had ended
[01:18.22]Before my happy days were over
[01:20.70]Before I first heard the
[01:22.91]Pealing of the bell
[01:25.27]Like you I was curious
[01:27.43]So innocent I asked a thousand questions
[01:30.07]But unless you want to suffer
[01:32.37]Listen up and I will teach you
[01:34.17]A thing or two
[01:35.77]You listen here my dear
[01:36.81]You'll be punished
[01:37.61]So severely if you
[01:38.64]Step out of line
[01:39.49]And if you cry it will be double
[01:41.03]You should stay out of trouble
[01:42.09]And remember to be extremely careful
[01:46.41]Why
[01:46.98]Why
[01:47.95]Why why did you hear what 'e said
[01:52.05]Just you wait for phys-ed
[01:56.63]What's phys-ed
[01:59.08]Physical education
[02:01.79]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[02:03.95]My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet
[02:06.72]School is really fun according to my mum
[02:09.47]Dad says I would learn the alphabet
[02:12.02]The alphabet you'd better learn to listen kid
[02:15.59]And so you think you're able
[02:17.16]To survive this mess by
[02:18.64]Being a prince or a princess
[02:20.44]You will soon see
[02:21.75]There's no escaping tragedy
[02:25.70]And even if you put in heaps of effort
[02:29.00]You're just wasting energy
[02:31.48]'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history
[02:35.51]I have suffered in this jail
[02:38.67]Have been trapped inside this
[02:40.88]Cage for ages
[02:41.79]This living 'ell
[02:43.35]But if I try I can remember
[02:45.87]Back before my life had ended
[02:47.82]Before my happy days were over
[02:50.93]Before I first heard the
[02:52.97]Pealing of the bell
[02:55.05]Like you I was curious
[02:57.31]So innocent I asked a thousand questions
[02:59.96]But unless you want to suffer
[03:02.24]Listen up and I will teach you
[03:04.04]A thing or two
[03:05.44]You listen here my dear
[03:07.15]You'll be punished
[03:07.87]So severely if you
[03:08.91]Step out of line
[03:09.86]And if you cry it will be double
[03:11.48]You should stay out of trouble
[03:12.65]And remember to be extremely careful
[03:16.08]Why why
[03:17.80]Why why didn't you heard what we said
[03:23.70]Just you wait for phys-ed
[03:29.48]Just you wait for phys-ed
[03:30.72]A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[03:31.87]H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
[03:33.37]Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X
[03:35.50]Why why why why why why why
[03:37.84]Why
[03:39.52]Just you wait for phys-ed