[00:03.24]Long ago in days of yore
[00:06.23]It all began with a god named Thor
[00:08.72]There were Vikings and boats
[00:10.16]And some plans for a furniture store
[00:15.06]It's not a bodega
[00:16.45]It's not a mall
[00:18.07]And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
[00:21.47]As if there were apartments smaller than mine
[00:26.79]Ikea：just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[00:32.82]Ikea：selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[00:39.16]Everyone has a home
[00:42.03]And if you don't have a home you can buy one there
[00:48.18]So rent a car or take the bus
[00:51.17]Lay your cash down and put your trust
[00:53.64]In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
[01:00.17]Billy the bookcase says hello
[01:03.01]And so does a table whose name is Ingo
[01:06.01]And the chair is a ladder back birch but his friends call him Karl
[01:12.21]Ikea：just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[01:19.73]Ikea：selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[01:24.18]Everyone has a home
[01:27.07]And if you don't have a home you can buy one there
[01:33.94]Ikea：plywood
[01:36.12]Brushed steel
[01:39.94]Ikea：meatballs
[01:43.58]Tasty
[01:45.92]Ikea：Allen wrenches
[01:51.11]All of them for free
[01:54.11]All of them for me
[02:09.16]I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
[02:12.10]I just bought a table for 60bucks
[02:13.88]And a chair and a lamp
[02:16.14]And a shelf and some candles for you
[02:21.20]I was a doubter just like you
[02:23.80]Till I saw the American dream come true
[02:26.26]In New Jersey
[02:27.88]They got a god d**ned Swedish parade
[02:33.60]Ikea：just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[02:39.76]Ikea：selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[02:45.16]Everyone has a home
[02:48.11]But if you don't have a home you can buy one there