First of May (Explicit)-Jonathan Coulton

First of May (Explicit)

时间:2008-01-01

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I woke up this morning

I had a scone and a large house blend

Then a little conversation

With my squirrel and chipmunk friends

I said I'm sick and tired of winter

And I wish that it was spring

Then a little fella named robin redbreast began to sing

And he sang:

Ooh child

What you think

The cold winter's gonna last forever

Ooh child

Now's the time for all the people to get together

Outside

'Cause it's the first of may

First of may

Outdoor f**king starts today

So bring your favorite lady

Or at least your favorite lay

Water's not cold

Baby

Dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto

Grass below you

Sky above

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called

F**king outside

I thanked him for the information

I cried a little when he flew away

Watched an episode of the people's court

And I tried to plan my day

Called up my old lady

She wasn't home so I called my girl

Asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the world

I said:

Ooh child

I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off

Ooh child

You're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off

Outside

'Cause it's the first of may

First of may

Outdoor f**king starts today

So bring your favorite lady

Or at least your favorite lay

Water's not cold

Baby

Dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto

Grass below you

Sky above

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called

F**king outside

So we went to the park together

We were walking in the midday sun

Met all kinds of people

And we f**ked everyone

F**ked a lady who sells ice cream

F**ked a man with a tan shar pei

Everyone who needed f**king

Well

They got f**ked today

So come on

Ooh child

Open your mind and your heart

Feel the spirit moving through you

Ooh child

You'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you

Outside

'Cause it's the first of may

First of may

Outdoor f**king starts today

So bring your favorite lady

Or at least your favorite lay

Water's not cold

Baby

Dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto

Grass below you

Sky above

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called

F**king outside

F**king outside

F**king outside

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