[00:00.00]Don't Feed the Trolls - Jonathan Coulton
[00:09.21]Lucy had a steamboat
[00:11.07]The steamboat had a bell
[00:13.26]Lucy went to heaven
[00:14.91]She still felt like hell
[00:16.87]So she only gave it 2 stars
[00:20.23]Worst place ever
[00:22.36]She's the kind of person
[00:24.55]Anyway she tries
[00:26.38]Always disappointed
[00:27.78]So she never feels surprised
[00:29.55]When she is always disappointed
[00:32.07]She holds my hand
[00:33.60]Like I'm a barbed wire fence
[00:35.55]Dance like they're watching you
[00:37.58]'Cause they are watching you
[00:40.73]And when the bright lights find you
[00:43.70]Don't let your heart get lazy
[00:48.76]Keep all the worst behind you
[00:51.79]That stuff will make you crazy
[00:55.63]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[00:59.59]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[01:07.76]Hello operator
[01:09.53]Please give me number 9
[01:11.70]And if you disconnect me
[01:13.57]I think that would be fine
[01:15.14]Because all I can hear is talking
[01:18.60]So much talking
[01:20.72]Appreciate the outrage
[01:22.79]Did the best I could
[01:24.79]Thought about your think piece
[01:26.22]I don't think it's any good
[01:27.89]And anyway I didn't read it
[01:30.54]Who writes this stuff
[01:31.98]'Cause it makes no sense
[01:33.81]I just checked my privilege
[01:36.35]And it looks fine to me
[01:39.16]And when the bright lights find you
[01:42.24]They're gonna shine right through you
[01:47.25]Keep all the worst behind you
[01:50.27]Don't let the words get to you
[01:54.05]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[01:57.92]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[02:01.98]Flies are in the meadow
[02:04.12]Bees are in the park
[02:06.19]Girls and boys are kissing
[02:07.49]As we stumble in the dark
[02:09.39]And we don't have a lot of time left
[02:11.86]You clutch your chest
[02:13.31]You fake a heart attack
[02:15.45]Laugh it up
[02:16.71]Nothing looks good on me
[02:19.45]Somebody called
[02:21.51]They want their something back
[02:23.49]I'm not a piece of meat
[02:25.50]I guess I'd like to be
[02:28.65]And when the bright lights find you
[02:31.34]Bro come on bro don't taze me
[02:36.65]Keep all the worst behind you
[02:39.60]That stuff will make you crazy
[02:43.49]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[02:47.39]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[02:51.39]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[02:55.37]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls