[00:00.00]小琴啊小琴我想把你娶进门
[00:00.13]词曲原唱：徐彦君版权所有
[00:00.26]翻唱：阳阳A I
[00:00.39]（群声：哈哈哈——）
[00:00.52]突然猴哥一声吼：
[00:00.66]小琴啊小琴
[00:04.83]你咋那么那么的美
[00:09.99]美的我流口水
[00:19.23]小琴啊小琴
[00:22.98]你咋那么那么的浪
[00:27.21]浪的我腿打晃
[00:33.15]呀呼嗨呀呼嗨
[00:40.38]呀妈呀吗呀呼嗨
[00:48.39]天蓬元帅下了凡
[00:50.16]扛着钉耙去西天
[00:52.02]一路走一路看
[00:53.82]走到半路遇小琴
[00:55.62]小辫子水灵灵
[00:57.48]一眼看得头发晕
[00:59.25]经不念路不走
[01:01.11]就想把她娶进门
[01:04.76]大师兄在前边
[01:07.77]师父还在念经文
[01:11.88]沙师弟偷偷笑
[01:15.15]八戒心里直发昏
[01:19.14]小琴啊小琴
[01:21.96]俺想把你娶进门
[01:26.28]俺去种地俺去喂猪
[01:28.35]俺去抱娃哄你亲亲
[01:30.63]（亲一个！mua～）
[01:33.81]八戒挑担不嫌累
[01:35.58]见了小琴腿发软
[01:37.41]本来想去取真经
[01:39.18]现在只想入洞房
[01:41.01]白天干活晚上想
[01:42.81]梦里都是小琴样
[01:44.64]一觉醒来流口水
[01:46.47]师父说我不像样
[01:50.04]小琴啊小琴
[01:53.52]你咋那么那么的美
[01:57.72]美的我流口水
[02:04.56]小琴啊小琴
[02:08.03]你咋那么那么的浪
[02:12.54]浪的我腿打晃
[02:22.08]呀呼嗨呀呼嗨
[02:24.39]呀妈呀吗呀呼嗨
[02:30.45]猴哥说：
[02:31.86]八戒啊八戒
[02:33.48]你这心思不正经
[02:35.49]经还没取完
[02:36.81]媳妇先想定
[02:39.21]挑担你偷懒
[02:40.95]吃饭你最行
[02:42.33]见了美女腿打颤
[02:44.10]比见妖怪还激动！
[02:47.88]（八戒：猴哥你小声点！）
[02:49.95]小琴啊小琴
[02:52.98]俺这就把你娶进门
[02:57.03]俺洗碗俺烧火
[02:59.10]俺去赚钱养家门
[03:01.23]（养你一辈子！）
[03:04.56]夜里看月亮八戒心发慌
[03:08.16]梦里搭草房南瓜种一旁
[03:11.82]左手抱娃右手扇
[03:13.59]日子越过越舒坦
[03:17.16]“八戒！快赶路！”
[03:19.11]八戒一多索
[03:20.76]“你这个该死的猴子
[03:22.80]差点把我吓成泥做的佛”
[03:29.85]猴哥摇头叹口气
[03:31.71]八戒还在喊不停：
[03:36.21]俺要娶你进家门！”
[03:41.91]呀呼嗨呀呼嗨
[03:47.85]呀妈呀吗呀呼嗨
[03:49.89]小琴啊小琴
[03:53.25]你咋那么那么的美
[03:57.42]美的我流口水
[04:04.23]小琴啊小琴
[04:07.80]你咋那么那么的浪
[04:12.12]浪的我腿打晃
[04:18.24]呀呼嗨呀呼嗨
[04:24.06]呀妈呀吗呀呼嗨
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