[00:00.00]With Goth on Our Side - Half Man Half Biscuit
[00:05.53]I'm my name it is die young
[00:10.40]I'm the king of welsh goth
[00:15.13]The village I come from
[00:19.46]Is near abey so
[00:23.90]I was brought up on Bauhaus
[00:28.57]And black bedroom walls
[00:33.15]And I had my first snakebite
[00:38.10]When I was in halls
[00:43.89]Now the graveyard is calling
[00:48.99]The skis getting grayer
[00:53.67]I'll drink the warm blood of
[00:58.61]The borough surveyor
[01:03.48]And I'll murder the verger
[01:08.56]I've seen how he gawps
[01:13.48]And I'll write on his headstone
[01:18.73]Here lies Jones the corpse
[01:25.25]Now my overweight girlfriend
[01:30.30]She sits and she crimps
[01:35.61]Her mothers convinced shes
[01:40.44]Communing with imps
[01:45.17]Her brothers alright though
[01:49.96]Hes a good lad is wolf
[01:53.76]Cos he's into placebo
[01:59.17]And cradle of filth
[02:05.49]At my gig up in bulletins
[02:10.95]The redcoats complained
[02:16.05]They tried to remove me
[02:20.95]With bottles they rained
[02:25.76]But for the first time in history
[02:30.75]I didn't run and hide
[02:35.23]And the scourers in shell suits
[02:40.56]Had goths on their side
[02:47.89]Now this land of my fathers
[02:53.15]It don't suit my needs
[02:58.17]I'd rather be some place
[03:02.87]Like Bradford or Leeds
[03:07.62]Where the Lipton teenagers
[03:12.45]Could meet in my shed
[03:17.37]For advice on mascara
[03:22.56]And all things undid
[03:30.00]Now my left index finger
[03:35.99]Is nine inches long
[03:41.30]It's hovering over
[03:46.01]A world that's gone wrong
[03:51.01]Ask me to presentation
[03:56.13]And that's what I'll do
[04:00.98]And well all die together
[04:06.53]And Dylan can't sue