[00:00.00]Drunk On A Plane - Dierks Bentley
[00:10.42]I took 2 weeks vacation
[00:12.30]For the honey moon
[00:15.01]A couple tickets all inclusive
[00:17.60]Down in cancun
[00:19.72]I couldn't get my money back so
[00:22.53]I'm in seat 7A
[00:26.81]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[00:29.24]I bet the feller on the aisle
[00:31.89]Thought I was crazy
[00:33.68]Cause I taped your picture
[00:35.39]To the seat back right beside me
[00:38.19]Now I've got empty mini bottle
[00:40.78]Fillin' both our trays
[00:45.38]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[00:47.70]Buyin' drinks for everybody
[00:49.07]But the pilot it's a party
[00:51.95]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6
[00:56.62]Stewardess is somethin' sexy
[00:59.32]Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
[01:01.37]Told her about my condition
[01:03.36]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[01:06.50]It's mardi gras
[01:07.76]
[01:09.18]Up in the clouds
[01:11.45]I'm up so high I may never come down
[01:16.14]I'll try anything to drown out the pain
[01:20.83]They all know why
[01:22.88]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[01:26.37]
[01:34.26]We had this date marked
[01:35.99]On the calendar forever
[01:38.76]We'd take that new wed limo
[01:40.74]To the airport ride together
[01:43.35]I feel like a plastic groom
[01:45.74]Alone up there on top of the cake
[01:49.52]So hey I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[01:52.68]Buyin' drinks for everybody
[01:54.76]But the pilot it's a party
[01:57.12]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
[02:01.82]Stewardess is somethin' sexy
[02:04.08]Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
[02:06.32]Told her about my condition
[02:08.57]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[02:12.30]It's mardi gras
[02:14.53]Up in the clouds
[02:16.71]I'm up so high I may never come down
[02:21.49]I'll try anything to drown out the pain
[02:26.10]They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[02:32.09]
[02:51.23]On my way home
[02:52.40]I'll bump this seat right up to first class
[02:55.53]So I can drink that cheap
[02:57.60]Champagne out of a real glass
[03:00.30]And when we land I'll call her up
[03:02.71]And tell her 'Kiss my a**'
[03:06.63]Cause hey I'm drunk on a plane
[03:10.28]Buyin' drinks of everybody
[03:11.64]But the pilot it's a party
[03:14.04]Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
[03:18.61]Stewardess is something sexy
[03:21.82]Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
[03:23.35]Told her about my condition
[03:25.57]Got a little mile-high flight attention
[03:29.38]It's mardi gras
[03:31.43]Up in the clouds
[03:33.64]I'm up so high
[03:36.11]I may never come down
[03:38.28]I'll try anything to drown out the pain
[03:42.89]They all know why
[03:44.98]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[03:47.95]
[03:49.49]I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[03:53.11]
[03:54.02]I'm might be passed out
[03:57.87]
[03:59.01]In the baggage claim
[04:02.69]But right now I'm drunk on a plane