[00:00.45]PS/51-5000PK
[00:00.62]KKemeth/bebe tenm：heh
[00:01.18]sp：5000PK/bëηe
[00:02.05]No pes hoes
[00:02.51]小伙捡了一沓钱
[00:03.61]他以为捡的是美元
[00:05.04]反过来一看是冥币
[00:06.54]小伙直呼真晦气
[00:07.89]这冥币只要你一碰
[00:09.25]半夜女鬼来索命
[00:10.32]小伙撇嘴微微笑
[00:11.39]转身来到一寺庙
[00:12.46]小伙丝毫也不慌
[00:13.53]把冥币投进功德箱
[00:14.91]半夜女鬼真来到
[00:16.11]发现自己中了套
[00:17.32]寺庙佛像金光闪
[00:18.52]女鬼直接腿吓软
[00:19.73]佛祖打出五连鞭
[00:20.93]打得女鬼直冒烟
[00:22.13]佛骂女鬼神经病
[00:23.34]你敢上寺庙来索命
[00:24.71]骂完觉得还不爽
[00:25.92]还打出降龙十八掌
[00:27.29]不知过了多少天
[00:28.50]女鬼重现人世间
[00:29.70]这次的目的就一个
[00:31.08]找到小伙杀无赦
[00:32.28]小伙也是很鸡贼
[00:33.49]知道自己要倒霉
[00:34.69]于是掏出新手机
[00:35.89]打开了美团APP
[00:36.93]女鬼不知已上当
[00:38.13]变成外卖小哥的模样
[00:39.68]顺着地址找上门
[00:40.88]却直接吓得丢了魂
[00:42.26]外卖地址是茅山
[00:43.46]里面全部是上仙
[00:44.67]上仙说女鬼太猖狂
[00:46.04]敢来茅山耍流氓
[00:47.25]于是掏出桃木剑
[00:48.45]一路火花带闪电
[00:49.65]不知过了多少天
[00:50.86]女鬼再现人世间
[00:52.06]这次女鬼变小心
[00:53.27]直接录了一段音
[00:54.47]这段录音很诡异
[00:55.67]一听立马就嗝屁
[00:56.88]谁知小伙他不上当
[00:58.25]把录音上传到网上
[00:59.63]接下来操作有点狠
[01:01.01]把录音转发到日本
[01:02.38]隔天此事就上新闻
[01:03.76]整个岛国变成了坟
[01:05.13]阎王此时也慌了神
[01:06.51]咋死的全是日本人