[00:15.39]Black cats creep across my path
[00:18.98]Until I'm almost mad
[00:22.94]I must have roused the Devil's wrath
[00:28.24]'Cause all my luck is bad
[00:35.18]I make a date for golf
[00:40.16]And you can bet your life it rains
[00:45.90]I try to give a party
[00:50.01]But the guy upstairs complains
[00:54.70]I guess I'll go thru life
[00:57.78]Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
[01:03.67]Everything happens to me
[01:10.71]I never miss a thing
[01:14.55]I've had the measles and the mumps
[01:20.42]And every time I play an ace
[01:24.22]My partner always trumps
[01:28.59]I guess I'm just a fool
[01:31.62]Who never looks before he jumps
[01:37.77]Everything happens to me
[01:44.79]At first my heart thought
[01:47.23]You could break this jinx for me
[01:53.76]That love would turn
[01:56.10]The trick to end despair
[02:02.00]But now I just can't fool
[02:05.98]This head that thinks for me
[02:10.66]I've mortgaged
[02:12.72]All my castles in the air
[02:21.78]I've telegraphed and phoned
[02:26.60]Sent an Air Mail Special too
[02:30.69]You answer was goodbye
[02:34.75]There was even postage due
[02:39.78]I fell in love just once
[02:43.41]And then it had to be with you
[02:49.96]Everything happens to me
[02:57.59]Everything happens to me