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Just tryin' to meet 'cha

Hey you, across from the bar

I ain't no pimp or athlete or hip hop star

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

I'm just a regular guy

I don't make that much money, girl, I ain't gotta lie

Excuse me, can I buy you an orange juice?

No? Wow, you're honest, aren't you?

It befits you, may I assist you?

You look kinda sad, can I offer a tissue?

There's that grin

It's been gone for awhile, huh? Don't pretend

Why? Your ex boyfriend, he did what?

He broke up with you because you didn't have a butt

Wow, the LL Cool J syndrome, it's popular

But he's a weirdo, I don't need no binoculars

To see you're fine, all these girls can't reach you, hey

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

Hey you, across from the bar

I ain't no pimp or athlete or hip hop star

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

I'm just a regular guy

I don't make that much money, girl, I ain't gotta lie

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

But if you give me a chance

I'll take you to The Derby

And I'll teach you how to dance with me

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

And you gonna peep how I sway

And when we at the movies, girl, you ain't gotta pay

That's my guarantee

That's my guarantee

You get your money back for free, girl

If you ain't feelin' me

That's my guarantee

That's my guarantee

You get your money back for free, girl

If you ain't feelin' me

Now bring it down

Okay, so that was a long chorus

But I really wanted to let you know I adore yas

(What?)

The way you drink your beer in a wine glass

It's kind of weird but I don't know where to find that

Plus you got the bomb haircut

Or hairdo whatever, baby, yo, you know what's up

And it clear, I'm feeling you, can I take and deliver you?

Show you off to all my friends who were planning on stealin' you

Okay, cool, where shall we go?

(Kate Mantillini's!)

Okay, girl, take it slow

First we start at Taco Bell, I'ma have to teach you

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

Hey you, across from the bar

I ain't no pimp or athlete or hip hop star

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

I'm just a regular guy

I don't make that much money, girl, I ain't gotta lie

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

But if you give me a chance

I'll take you to The Derby

And I'll teach you how to dance with me

Just tryin' to meet 'cha

And you gonna peep how I sway

And when we at the movies, girl, you ain't gotta pay

Now bring it down

Now bring it down

Get off that stage, dude, you suck!