[00:00.97]So up rolls a riot van
[00:03.09]And sparks excitement in the boys
[00:07.34]But the policemen look annoyed
[00:11.83]Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
[00:20.32]Got a chase last night
[00:22.45]From men with truncheons dressed in hats
[00:29.74]We didn't do that much wrong
[00:32.36]Still ran away though for the laugh
[00:35.17]Just for the laugh
[00:37.48]And please just stop talking
[00:39.66]Cause they won't find us if you do
[00:44.35]Oh those silly boys in blue
[00:49.14]Well they won't catch me and you
[00:57.32]Have you been drinking son
[00:59.57]You don't look old enough to me
[01:06.27]I'm sorry officer
[01:08.32]Is there a certain age you're supposed to be
[01:12.26]Cause nobody told me
[01:14.44]And up rolls the riot van
[01:17.00]And these lads just wind the coppers up
[01:21.11]They ask why they don't catch proper crooks
[01:25.74]They get their address and their names took
[01:32.54]But they couldn't care less
[01:51.76]Thrown in the riot van
[01:54.07]And all the coppers kicked him in
[01:58.18]And there was no way he could win
[02:02.68]Just had to take it on the chin