[00:00.00]The Bouncer - Kevin Fowler
[00:17.37]I was out drinkin' with my buddies
[00:20.47]Right after work boots still muddy
[00:23.77]Did a shot then we shot the breeze shot some pool
[00:28.30]Like we always do
[00:30.47]Everybody buyin' everybody rounds
[00:33.86]I didn't wanna be rude and turn 'em down
[00:37.26]Buzz on after 2 or 3 or maybe 3 or 4
[00:41.64]Didn't count no more 'cuz
[00:44.15]I was just there to drink
[00:47.40]I was just minding my own bui yee I isness
[00:52.90]Can I get a wi I I I I itness
[00:57.66]I was just partyin on swear I wasn't doin nothin wrong
[01:03.68]Just kissed a waitress on the mouth
[01:07.01]Then the big bad bouncer threw me out
[01:18.15]Said he played defensive line
[01:21.10]For Mississippi back in 1999
[01:24.45]He didn't seem that scared of me
[01:27.24]When I showed a few
[01:28.95]Of my karr até moves hi ya
[01:31.40]I'm not sure how far I traveled
[01:34.61]Just know I landed face first in the gravel
[01:38.08]Got up and kicked him in the pork n beans
[01:40.64]Dusted off and then I ran right back in 'cuz
[01:44.96]I was just there to drink
[01:48.32]I was just minding my own bui yee I isness
[01:53.90]Can I get a wi I I I I itness
[01:58.67]I was just partyin on
[02:01.41]Climbed up on the bar to sing my song
[02:04.53]Jumped off and surfed across the crowd
[02:07.87]Then the big bad bouncer threwme out
[02:25.79]I was just there to drink
[02:28.77]I was just minding my own bui yee I isness
[02:34.51]Can I get a wi I I I I itness
[02:39.06]I was just partyin on
[02:41.93]Swear I wasn't doin nothin wrong
[02:45.07]Just kissed another waitress on the mouth
[02:48.42]Jumped off the bar
[02:50.04]Surfed across crowd
[02:51.74]If I wadn't busy drinkin' woulda taken him down
[02:55.18]But the big bad bouncer threw me out
[03:02.45]He better be glad I was in a good mood
[03:08.31]Yeah I'll let it slide this time