Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap (Acapella) - Dan Bull
Lyrics by：Dan Bull
Composed by：Dan Bull
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
And we'll be found underground deep down in the Nether
Nether-region covered by a brown bit of leather
With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal
You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals
Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge
And the gore that results will be awful
Caution
You better be warned to be cautious
Never snort Nether Wart in the Nether Fortress
Hope you thought to have brought enough torches
This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless
Enduring it will take up all your resources
You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous
Did you fall for us of course this is courtship
No
Soz your lordship I thought we could all kiss
Fed up and we're bored of you calling us Porkers
We're the pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen
I consider my friends
You'll find the Pigmen in the obsidian dimension
Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen
The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever-clogs
So let me tell you all about the other Nether Mobs
In the Nether I wonder whether you've ever seen a
Wither with a Skeleton with a Wither Skeleton
Have you ever been aghast at a Ghast as it blasts
Burning gas at your a*s that could shatter a glass
So attack
And when the thing disappears
It can actually bring you to tears
Like a sad book or some tragic news
Or perhaps a man hug from a Magma Cube
I assume that isn't gonna happen again
Like a Baby Pig sat on the back of a Hen
Be warned of the lust for chasing the Blaze Rod
Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog
In trouble lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox
You're just another name jotted in the case log
Longer than the list of the Mobs in this place
There's plenty more brought friends to play with
Have you fought twenty Blazes avoided Endermen gazes
Attempt to make sense of the empty page
Though the map won't show how immense this cave is
Like Big Ben it's surrounded by Pigmen
Ooh political
Can you tell what I did then
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen
I consider my friends
You'll find the Pigmen in the obsidian dimension
Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen
Pig pigmen pig pigmen
Pig pigmen piggy pig pigmen
Pig pigmen pig pigmen
Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pigmen
I can't do it I can't do it
