POST OFFICE BUDDY - Buckethead (桶头)
"Hi I'm not in right now
But at the sound of the tone
Please leave a message"
"Oh hi there remember me I'm I'm the guy
You met at the post office the other day
Boy you looked beautiful that day Uh
Why doncha gimme a call back and we you know
We can go out and have a bite bite to eat
Somethin' like that Okay talk to you later"
"Hi I'm not in right now
But at the sound of the tone
Please leave a message"
"Hi there It's it's me again um ah are you home
Nnn hello Ah I guess I guess
You're being kinda busy or something' urn
I mean uh I bn l been waitin' uh Why didn'tcha call me
Uh I thought you like me you know uh
This this could be it could be really nice
You know if you're a psha you're a beautiful girl
An' I really like ya ah
Are you are you sure you're not home
Hello Um well you you can
You can gimme a call So long"
"Hi I'm not in right now
But at the sound of the tone
Please leave a message"
"Okay I've got a message for you
Let's take the gloves off here
You're in a little bit of trouble
You're in a lot of trouble
You're gonna be sorry Little girls like you
They just sort of waft around with their little perfumes
Walkin' aroun' lettin' it swirl into the air here
And swirl into the air the there and their little eyes
And their little hair workin' up guys like me
Well you think you're gonna get away with it
You think one dark night that
I can't go in anywhere I want
So when you go to sleep
When you try to go to sleep
I want you to think about that nice
Regular guy that you coulda met
And had a really nice life with at the post office
But you went the wrong way"
"Hi I'm not in right now
But at the sound of the tone
Please leave a message"
"Hey Hey it's me Pick up"
"Hi I'm so glad it's you
This freak's been calling me
I don't know how he got my number
It's been really freakin' me out
Huh hoh oh my god AAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
