Poop and Pee - Buck 65
Jen and me together kick enough a** to start a riot
Take us on two and two
If you think you got the heart to try it
We got the looks and of course
You know our buns are crunchy
Plus we got the brains
Between the two of us to run the country
So don't even come around here if you aren't special
We can beat any other team in a arm wrestle
Were like a circus act with spectacular costumes
Eat our exhaust fumes or at least put on sun glasses
And watch how our young asses emit pure sunshine
Then filled the entire sky with fireworks one time
Bam Like that we rock like eighty's hair bands
Then we take the time to build
A bridge with our bare hands
No problem all in a days work
You wanna make a bet
We could run a marathon and not even break a sweat
First place every time just like a walk in the park
Wanna know how d**e we are
Just take a shot in the dark
Go ahead guess
Were like stunt people for the love of god
Were above the law Bullet proof super human
Never been to cooper union
Been around the moon and back
Got plans to go again sometime
Soon in fact We get asked a lot if were astronauts
Just as an after thought we clown around
And laugh a lot we kick a** Quick fast
But never reckless Eat a complete breakfast
Father son and holy ghost Scrambled eggs
And whole wheat toast Packed full of goodness
Were cooler than refrigerators watch us glide up
And down the street like figure skaters
You can't stand us it's like were from another planet
No wonder some fellas get jealous of us
Were number one
Unusual musical miracle workers at your service
Its natural to be a bit nervous at first actually
Many men have died wondering when and why
What could ever possibly stop jen and I
