[00:00.00]Be A Clown - Chris Conner
[00:06.48]Be a clown be a clown
[00:09.33]All the world loves a clown
[00:12.70]Act the fool play the calf
[00:15.99]And you'll always have the last laugh
[00:19.28]Wear the cap and the bells
[00:22.53]And you'll rate all the great swells
[00:25.92]If you become a doctor folks will face you with dread
[00:29.57]If you become a dentist they will be glad when you're dead
[00:32.84]You get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head
[00:36.01]Be a clown be a clown be a clown
[00:42.58]Be a clown be a clown
[00:48.30]All the world loves a clown
[00:54.65]Be a crazy buffoon
[00:59.97]And the 'demoiselles will all swoon
[01:05.93]Dress in huge baggy pants
[01:12.13]And you'll ride the road to romance
[01:18.51]A butcher or a baker ladies never embrace
[01:24.43]A barber for a beau would be a social disgrace
[01:30.10]But they'll come to call if you can fall on your face
[01:36.06]Be a clown be a clown be a clown
[02:14.13]Be a clown be a clown
[02:18.52]All the world loves a clown
[02:20.73]Be the poor silly ass
[02:24.06]And you'll always travel first class
[02:27.56]Give 'em quips give 'em fun
[02:30.60]And they'll pay to say you're a one
[02:34.27]If you become a farmer you've the weather to buck
[02:37.34]If become a gambler you'll be struck with your luck
[02:40.89]But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck
[02:48.66]Be a clown be a clown be a clown