I met a kid who told me
"Just be who you are"
My new therapist said
"You can't trust anyone"
Yeah I got arrested
For being too charming
And my lawyer told me
"You're gonna get the death penalty"
But I can't pay the fine
I can't pay the fine
No
I can't pay the fine
And I'm gonna get the death penalty
Oh my cat told me
"You worry too much"
My dog said"Don't listen"
"You don't worry enough"
So my boyfriend told me
"Just be who you are"
My new therapist said
"You can't trust anyone"
But I can't pay the fine
I can't pay the fine
No
I can't pay the fine
And I'm gonna get the death penalty
