[00:00.00]Hard wit No Hoe - K.M.D.
[00:00.41]I wish I could go along with you
[00:02.58]But I do have a problem
[00:04.41]I've got
[00:04.86]My (Soul )
[00:07.11]But I can't find my (Damn Hoe )
[00:10.68]Damn Damn Damn
[00:12.63]Damn Damn Damn Hoe
[00:15.38]Damn Damn Damn
[00:17.06]Damn Damn Damn Hoe
[00:19.39]Damn Damn Damn
[00:20.99]Damn Damn Damn
[00:22.66]Damn Damn Damn
[00:24.53]Damn Damn Hoe
[00:26.63]Damn
[00:27.69]Poor X not only do
[00:29.10]I headsweat from headsets
[00:29.94]Full time Era come at X
[00:31.64]From knockin' Z's correct
[00:32.89]Next step's to count sheep
[00:34.51]But too many sheep ain't jumpin'
[00:36.01]Hurdles they sleep
[00:36.95]Yeah they sleep
[00:37.75]I think I'll check a shorter story
[00:39.14]Title: Bo's Hoe
[00:39.98]Sound's boring perfect for these
[00:41.78]Sleepless nights
[00:42.42]Though I feel quite over-aged
[00:44.26]Yeah I know
[00:45.15]Turn the page
[00:55.27]Book-marks the first page
[00:56.83]And reads once upon an age
[00:58.31]In a far far land
[00:59.36]Lived three farmers
[01:00.53]Tom Sam and Bo of course
[01:02.01]From behind Tom's black
[01:02.93]Fence Tom peeps across
[01:04.38]Just to witness Sam's crop business
[01:06.46]Boomin' like the big guy's
[01:08.04]But get this
[01:08.63]Sam sold to uncles and cousins
[01:10.22]Poor Tom crams
[01:11.06]He sold his to get a fence
[01:12.64]Like Sam (yeah)
[01:13.48]Page 2: Sam view's the sight
[01:15.54]What goes at Bo's over his picket white
[01:17.74]Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'
[01:20.22]Sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe
[01:22.27]Bo sees Sam but's not frettin'
[01:23.82]More sweatin'
[01:24.66]Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib
[01:26.02]Forgettin'
[01:26.54]＇bout his brand new hoe
[01:27.82]Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky
[01:29.48]The plot thickens
[01:30.20]Onto page 3
[01:31.95]Damn Damn Damn
[01:33.12]Damn Hoe
[01:34.45]Damn Damn Damn
[01:35.67]Damn Hoe
[01:36.98]Damn Damn Damn
[01:38.33]Damn Damn
[01:40.40]Top of the mornin'
[01:41.52]Sun's up skies are blue
[01:42.96]Once nothin
[01:43.69]Then cock a doodle doo
[01:45.01]All three knew this tool more than well
[01:47.20]Sure beats alarm bells
[01:48.20]They induce head swells
[01:49.26]Well clock says Sam's
[01:50.44]Off to tend to his crop
[01:51.87]Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop
[01:54.08]Bo's up and at 'em
[01:55.45]Then twitches one eye
[01:56.32]For something here is not quite cipher
[01:58.94]E-I-E-I-O screamed Bo
[02:00.96]Left on my lawn
[02:01.96]Now it's gone
[02:02.50]Where's my hoe
[02:03.26]O woe is me
[02:04.10]How will I ever plant seeds
[02:05.36]Lay the fertilizer
[02:06.63]Dig up the weeds
[02:07.57]Plus make true my foremost desire
[02:09.93]To get a picket fence
[02:10.96]And trash the chicken wire
[02:12.21]By uh 100% life gets hard
[02:14.46]When one hoe goes from one's garden
[02:17.95]Damn Damn Damn
[02:19.78]Damn Damn
[02:20.70]Damn Hoe
[02:23.08]Damn Damn
[02:24.18]Damn Damn Damn
[02:25.76]Damn Hoe
[02:27.37]Damn Damn Damn
[02:29.25]Damn Damn
[02:30.23]Damn Hoe
[02:33.55]Damn Damn Damn
[02:35.53]Page 4: Little Bo weeped
[02:36.99]Cleared tears from eyes
[02:38.16]Then Little Bo peeped
[02:39.31]Through a hole in Sam's six foot fence
[02:41.02]Where Sam was seen plantin'
[02:42.06]Tall and short pea plants
[02:43.62]Hence the moral of the fable
[02:45.17]Always keep a boring book
[02:46.70]On your night table
[02:47.57]A Tom is not able
[02:48.80]But when you grow up to be a farmer
[02:50.21]Keep an eye on your yard
[02:51.59]Cuz with no hoe it's hard
[02:54.05]Damn Damn
[02:54.94]Damn Hoe
[02:56.19]Damn Damn
[02:57.16]Damn Hoe
[02:58.47]Damn Damn
[02:59.41]Damn Hoe
[03:00.71]Damn Damn
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[03:03.00]Damn Damn
[03:03.95]Damn Hoe
[03:05.27]Damn Damn
[03:06.16]Damn Hoe
[03:07.31]Damn Damn
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[03:09.86]Damn Damn
[03:10.75]Damn Hoe