Battle Of The Century, Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller) - T.J. Miller
Our last battle was amazing
But it ain't the last battle
No this is the last battle
We've got all star emissario
TJ miller goin' up against
The second degree black belt kung fu of rhyme
TJ miller in a slightly lower pitch
So check it out y'all
TJ versus tj in this battle 'til death
Winner takes all
Battle battle battle battle
TJ miller aka the stone cold killer
Work with the big fives still waitin' on stiller
Hustler hustlin' since '03 you know me
It's tj miller the barely an mc
Got money for days for weeks even
I'm the demigod so haters are heathens
Spit so fast it's a wonder I'm still breathin'
Could've been you when I was a baby
Before I started teethin'
Forgot your name I'll call you t gay buttfiller
The only assassination you make is your a buzzkiller
I spit surrepticious
With the daggers and the clothescloaks
I'm a real rapper you stick to tellin' d*ck jokes
I'm the nicest rapper alive not polite
Tko you already lost we didn't start the fight
Quit standup you're the worst word to god
You should quit movies and tv stick to improv
Clover failed oh no we got a bleeder
Look everyone it's the poor man's jon heder
I'm jon heder nah I'm not a mormon let the gates down
You're the queen of the castle that I'm stormin'
Talk sh*t about standup you're like those improv snobs
I'll see you all in five years at your day jobs
What's that you didn't care for my comedy
Well please exit to the left and buy my cd
Ran from the monster trained a couple dragons
Couldn't stop the train
'Cause ethan suplee and me were laggin'
I'm the big cheese call me Mr stilton
You bit the d*ck that feeds you you're perez hilton
Oh good another fro'd
Out white guy tryn'a big screen it
We've seen it it wasn't very good I'm serious I mean it
This guy's up a paddle without a creek
Here's some news for you everyone's out of your league
Dude looks like seth rogen looks like jason segel
Dude even kinda looks like prince william not as regal
Talk sh*t and you can act like I care
Lest we forget tj you were yogi bear
Wait hold up that's a piece
Of groundbreaking cinema
That's axiomatic from front
To back like a palindrome about panama
In case you didn't remember I'm from f**king denver
MC's get drawn and quartered as well as dismembered
Like mike judge I'm always ahead of the curb
Extract what you know about me and what you heard
If you dislike boredom yo I'm the cure
Wash your hands with purell because you're impure
The jet setting betting there'll be a yogi 2 and if not
Here's a message from my money f**k you
Your raps suck pocket ham and a clock collection
And it's my understanding
You rarely achieve an erection
You have trouble holding down a real relationship
You *sshole when I give someone
A brand new one it's you I rip
Toddler body your face looks like god was tired
I'm the donald trump card you're fired
Third rate movies tv shows all got cancelled
You're bad at hip hop why not try dancehall
You're the never gonna be and the never was
New math any movie without you that's a plus
Can't keep it together
And you're always missin' shows
Can't keep the rhythm and it shows in your flows
You're irresponsible you're barely a man
Pasty white motherf**ker
You'd be cream coloured with a tan
How you got a career for a sandwich
For years I've wondered
Go back to the rock you crawled out from under
Don't worry about whether or not you're gonna blow it
It'll all be gone before you even know it
You're the worst of the worst it won't work out
Stars burn bright tj
You just burned out out out out out
