时间：1999-12-08
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We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of Gay
Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Speading joy with a 'howdy ho
He's seen the love inside of you
Cos he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
'I can make a Mr Hankey too
Well Kyle where is he
Uh he's coming
Come on dude Push
I'm trying'
Wait Wait I can see his head
Here he comes
HOWDY HO
I'm Mr Hankey the Christmas poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Lets sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
'Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas time has come
Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
Cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off
And so you shake yourass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on
Howdy ho
