
时间:2003-01-01
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That's Just My Luck (Explicit) - Rodney Carrington
I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower
Bumped my head on the faucit
And it bled for a whole damn hour
I didn't have time for breakfast
So i walked right to the door
I walked outside and realized
That my ride wasn't there no more
That's just my luck
Somebody stole my truck
Just leaving me stuck
What an insensitive shmuck
My stomach is rumbling and my head's in pain
I'm standing outside in the pouring rain
I can't get to work that's just my luck
Well i walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call
I told him i'd be late for work he said
Don't bother coming at all
I tried to tell him that my truck was gone
But he said that he didn't care
Then he slammed down the telephone now
I'm deaf in my right ear
That just my luck
Now my ear don't work
It realy hurts
My ex boss is a jerk
I ain't got much cash the rent is due
Somethin's sticking to my left shoe
I just stepped in what that's just my luck
Well i walked down to the local bar
With the few dollars that i had
I asked a pretty lady if she would dance
And her boyfriend he got mad
I pulled out an old hickory stick he pulled out a gun
I looked around the four corners of the bar
But there wasn't any place to run
That's just my luck
Cause i got wood and he's got lead
And he's really red
I think i'm dead
Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write
He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight
There ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck
Naw there ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck