Robocop 4 - **** off Robocop (Explicit)

I think everybody has fantasised what they would ask Elvis if he was still alive

I know what I would ask him

"What's your favourite film"

Jaws Jaws 2 More Jaws or Jaws rebooted

Please let's take a second to think about a future state of love and bliss

Brought to you by wish lists of eight year old boys who only crave explosions

Why

Well being eight they have an excuse - they're eight

And giant robots cannot distract them from their fate

Middle aged men on a movie date committed to mortal shame

Hey Relax No-one died - in fact they left improved

If Michael Bay wants a bigger house let's help him

Art Ha

Where you from

Where you been

He said

I went to Cannes once and and really did not have much fun

Why

Well being French they talk too much

And all those pages of subtitles kept getting stuck

1 becomes 2 2 becomes 3

1 becomes 2 2 becomes 3

Pirates of the Caribbean 47

Johnny Depp stars as the robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of poker

And tries to win her back with hilarious consequences

At least Harry Potter has a proper story in the sense that the characters crave an ending

If only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character's nemesis

Robocop 4 is in pre-production like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enough

And George Lucas won't be kicking his heels 'til he makes some money from Howard the Duck

Robocop 4 is in pre-production like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enough

I hope the projectionist likes his action motion-tracked and medicated

The first director died