Don't Ask Me How I Know - The Hit Crew
Don't ride your bike off a ramp
That's more than three bricks high
Don't take a candy from the store
You ain't got the dime
Don't pick a fight with a little guy
That doesn't talk that much
And Don't pick up a cherry bomb thinkin' it's a dud
And don't sneak out of a two story house
Usin' bed sheets for a rope
Don't ask me how I know
Sell your truck while it's still runnin'
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
Save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride buy the roses
If you're sorry tell her so
And Don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't quit your high school football team
Halfway through the season
Don't bust your buddy in the nose
When you know he didn't mean it
Don't lose a girl you love at home
For a night in Panama City
Don't rush off the phone when your Mama calls
You ain't that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye
To your grampa before he goes
Don't ask me how I know
Sell your truck while it's still running
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussing
Save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride buy the roses
If you're sorry tell her so
And Don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Forget your pride buy the roses
If you love her tell her so
Don't go to Vegas when you're heartbroke
Don't bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' you don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
Ya I just know
Sell your truck while it's still runnin'
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know