Mortified - Status Quo/The Beach Boys
Written by:Richard Par
Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die
Ticket's in my passport
Passport's on the bedroom floor
Money's in my sneakers
Sneaker's what I'm looking for
Can't get in I can't get in
I can't get in my key's inside
I can't break in I can't break in
I can't break in I'm mortified oh oh
Got to find a spare part
Got to keep it spinning round
Think I'm getting cold feet
Think I'll take it lying down
Mummy's in the bath tub
Daddy's losing money at darts
Need a can of wont's name
Reaches all the other parts
Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die
I can't get in I can't get in
I can't get in my key's inside
Can't break in I can't break in
I can't break in I'm mortified oh oh
Can't get in I can't get in
I can't get in my key's inside
I can't break in I can't break in
I can't break in I'm mortified
I can't get in I can't get in
I can't get in my key's inside
I can't break in I can't break in
I can't break in I'm mortified oh oh