[00:09.59]Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
[00:11.81]Wearin' nothin' but their socks
[00:13.93]Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[00:18.62][Well, that's just not practical.]
[00:20.50]Spending a week in Mexico
[00:22.77]With some black guys and some blow
[00:24.74]Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[00:28.62][Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?]
[00:31.48]I would like a pair of skates,
[00:33.65]Then I'd go out skating,
[00:35.76]But I really don't know how to skate.
[00:38.84]Ha-ha!
[00:40.21]I want a Lexus all in pink
[00:42.35]And a dad who doesn't drink.
[00:44.48]Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.
[00:48.92]All these happy wishes
[00:50.86]And lots of Christmas cheer
[00:52.65]Is all I really want this year!
[00:56.31][Santa's got his work cut out for him.]
[00:57.79][Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.]
[00:59.78]I wanna tour the Spanish coast...
[01:01.97]Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...
[01:04.08]Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[01:08.40][Wait, what?]
[01:09.29][Forget it. Keep goin'.]
[01:10.81]Jennifer Garner in my bed...
[01:12.88]Softer voices in my head...
[01:14.95]Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[01:21.66]Yellow cake uranium.
[01:23.82]Never mind the reason.
[01:26.06]Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
[01:30.39]Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
[01:32.54]Poo on you! It's not enough!
[01:34.58]Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here!
[01:39.07]All these happy wishes
[01:40.92]And lots of Christmas cheer
[01:42.80]Is all I really want this year!
[01:48.75][I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.]
[01:50.33][Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.]
[01:52.81][And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that.]
[01:56.57]Japanese girls with no restraint
[01:58.69]Just to choke me till I faint
[02:00.76]Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[02:04.68]Ooh, giggity!
[02:07.34]Platinum-plated silverware...
[02:09.59]Just one day when kids don't stare...
[02:11.75]Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[02:18.35]If you put a Christmas tree
[02:20.47]In the public airport,
[02:22.73]I will go to court and sue your ass!
[02:25.82]Happy holiday!
[02:27.24]Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
[02:29.17]And a little drummer boy.
[02:31.37]He can either tap his drum or my rear!
[02:35.81]All these happy wishes
[02:37.62]And lots of Christmas cheer
[02:39.50]Is all I really want this year!
[02:46.72]I want a golden mustache comb.
[02:48.77]And some spermicidal foam.
[02:50.96]That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
[02:57.59]I want a brand new pitching wedge.
[02:59.75]I would like more Lemon Pledge.
[03:01.80]That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
[03:08.46]I just want a wedding ring
[03:10.66]From someone named Jeffrey.
[03:12.90]I just want some colored Easter eggs.
[03:17.18]I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.
[03:19.35]We don't know what"Christmas" is.
[03:21.47]We have something else called"Kishgev Fufleer".
[03:25.92]All these happy wishes
[03:27.76]And lots of Christmas cheer
[03:29.60]Is all I really want this year!