Is It Normal? (Explicit)

Is it normal that I jerk off eight times a day?

Or have erotic intergalactic sci-fi fantasies?

Is it normal to fret about my penis size and what others might think and say?

Or that nobody’s quite the judge-y little ***** that I tend to be?

Is it normal that I **** pillows, or get my rocks off sucking toes?

Or that my idiot heart never knows just when to stand or fall?

But then is anybody normal at all?

Is it normal?

To be horny for a pillow-****ing bi-sexual slut?

Is it normal

To be omniscient

Or have a beautiful lady butt?

Well there’s nothing that’s more normal…

Than to worry that you’re strange

But nobody is normal, we’re freaks and weirdos all the same

Is it normal?

To see my wife as a meal with her vagina as my favorite course?

Is it normal?

To possess flawless beauty

Or the gonads of a horse!

All our worries and obsessions

Our insecurities and shame

Well they’re all completely normal cuz we’re abnormal all the same

Ladies and gentlemen, the moms of Big Mouth!

With our kooky quirks and fetishes, everyone’s a tad deranged

Yes, there’s no such thing as normal, we’re each and all uniquely strange

Yes, nobody is normal, we’re freaks and weirdos, dorks and oddballs, creeps and perverts all the same!