My Old Flame

My old flame

I can't even think of her name...

But it's funny now and then,

How my thoughts go flashing back again to

My old flame

I've met so many who had fascinatin' ways

A fascinatin' gaze in their eyes!

Some who took me up to the skies!

But their attempts at love were only imitations of

My old flame

I can't even think of her name

But I'll never be the same until I discover what became of

My old flame

*Evil Wheezy laughing*

My old Flame

I can't even think of her name

"I'll have to look through my collection of human heads!"

But it's funny now and then

How my thoughts go flashing back again to

My old flame

My old flame,

My, my new lovers all seem so tame

"They, they they won't even let me strangle them!"

For I haven't met a girl

So magnificent or elegant as

My old flame

I, I, I've met so many

Who had fascinating ways

A fascinating gaze in their eye!

"I sewed this eye, so I removed the other eye!

That eye that kept winking and blinking at other men it'llsmakess sss ist ist (Stammering)"

Some who took me up to the skies!

But their attempts at love were only imitations of

My old flame

I, I can't even think of her name!

"Whe-wh-whe (Stammering again) WHAT WAS HER NAME?"

"Doris, Laura, Cloe, Manny, Moe, Jack?"

"No, it couldn't have been Moe...

I can't stand it, I tell you!

This is driving me sane! eh ees ehh (Wheezy stammering)"

She would always treat me mean

So I poured a can of gasoline

And struck a match to

My old flame...