This tube is the gospel, the ultimate revelation
This tube can make or break Presidents, Popes, Prime Ministers
This tube is the most awesome God damn force in the whole Godless world
And woe is us if it all falls into the hands of the wrong people
So if you want the truth
Go to God, go to your gurus, go to yourselves, because that’s the only place you’re ever going to find any real truth
You’re never going to get any truth from us
We’ll tell you anything you wan to hear, we’ll lie like hell
We’ll tell you any shit you want to hear
We are just great
Don’t you hesitate
Because we are the greatest
Thing that ever happened
Where’s the dream gone
Praying like I’m Jon Bon
Just get a clean one
Kill it when the screen’s on
I see in HD
Sucker for the Sony
Still where the Stoney
I never let the police see
What the poor stole
Living in a fishbowl
Another doom scroll
Don’t reset the console
Another light fades
Never got the upgrades
Turn off the lampshades
Open up the switchblades
Woah all dreams shatter
Woah don’t say it don’t matter
Woah when the illusion shatters
Woah when the illusion shatters
Who knows what shit will be pedalled for truth on this network
The illusion shatters
Where’s the faith end
Is it when the beat bends
Out of shape stop the tape
What’s your God send
In a mass mess
Supersonic abscess
We needed Jesus
Not another Fred West
Who threw the curveball
Let me break the third wall
I pull the strings nah
You can call me Les Paul
I’ll take the lead now
Sunny through the weed cloud
Let’s hit the road ciao
Saddle up the cash cow
Don’t pretend it don’t matter
The illusion shatters
We are the worst
Don’t you come in first
Because we are the worst thing that ever happened
We deal in illusions man, none of it is true
But you people sit there day after day, night after night
All ages, colours, creeds, we’re all you know
You’re beginning to believe the illusions we’re spinning here
You’re beginning to think that the tube is reality and that your own lives are unreal
You do whatever the tube tells you
You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube
You even think like the tube
This is mass madness you maniacs
In God’s name you people are the real thing, we are the illusion
So turn off your television sets, turn them off right now
Turn them off and leave them off
Turn them off right in the middle of this sentence I’m speaking to you now
Turn them off!
