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As a woman gets older, certain things start to change
It’s science! Look it up
Every time I speak my mind my nails begin to grow
I’m suddenly surrounded by a bat a toad and crow
Who knew that strong opinions could have such strong effects?
I’m talking about hormones, it’s not a fucking hex
I bought a new foundation, and it keeps on going green
Scaring folks with feminist jokes is the only way I’m seen
My colleagues heard me talking about my monthly curse
But its PMS you arsehole, I swear its nothing worse!
Strange things keep happening and the village think I’m a bitch!
I can’t stop cackling so hard I’ve got a stitch
If I flick my fingers I can make your curtains twitch
Maybe I’m a (AHHH) Maybe I’m a (ughhh)
Maybe I’m a (AHHH) Maybe I’m a (ughhh)
Hahahhahahahahaha It’s just my time of the month!
I can’t stop making vats of soup, but I swear its just a pan
Its not that weird to batch cook yeah it’s not some evil plan
And yes my laugh’s a cackle but I can’t change it I’ve tried
So what my kitchen broom feels quite nice between my thighs?!
Strange things keep happening and the village think I’m a bitch!
I can’t stop cackling so hard I’ve got a stitch
If I flick my fingers I can make your curtains twitch
Maybe I’m a (AHHH) Maybe I’m a (ughhh)
Maybe I’m a (AHHH) Maybe I’m a (ughhh)
I must be ovulating!
And even though I’m ovulating a guy came up to me the other day and he went
‘Cheer up love, it might never happen’
And I said…
That’s just my resting witch face
That’s just my resting witch face
That’s just my resting witch face
That’s just my resting witch face
That’s just my resting witch face
That’s just my resting witch face
That’s just my resting witch face
That’s just my resting witch face
Strange things keep happening and the village think I’m a bitch!
I can’t stop cackling so hard I’ve got a stitch
If I flick my fingers I can make your curtains twitch
Maybe I’m a (AHHH) Maybe I’m a (ughhh)
Maybe I’m a (AHHH) Maybe I’m a (ughhh)
Aaaaaah I’m melting!
