We're In The Music Biz

We're In The Music Biz - Robots in Disguise

We flew NY to LA

Left unpaid and unplayed on the pavement with jetlag

Did you hire a PA? No!

Lost in tears on the strip, this ain't no glamour trip

Missed the nightflight from Roma

You don't wanna talk about that

But you are gonna rap about champagne in the speakers

Oh but that wasn't us coz we was drinkin' prosecco

We're in the music biz, is this how it is?

We're in the music biz, is this how it is?

In the music biz, this is how it is!

If you wanna start a band listen to this!

You drag us over to Hammersmith

Give our disk a quick flick and sigh 'I can't hear the hits'

Wanna listen to my BS?

No! 'Bout the millions you plan to spend on your new fave band

Give us our 12,000 euros NOW!

Not at the label or home, hundred missed calls on ur

Telephone

Till we say 'Johnny Depp remixed us'

You SMS in delight and say 'He's definitely hype!'

Dress up as robots in Soho

Hid outside the BBC to plug our CD to a DJ

Do you wanna be on my show? Yeh!

We chuck glitter in your eyes pull out lazers

'Open fire!'

Stalked the journos round Reading

We got tagged in your mag as 'Britains worst band'

'Absolutely no talent'

'The most unsuccessful duo the UK has never known!'