Bite Me Twice

They came from the dark

I was chillin' at the bar

Had a couple drinks

Then I took it too far

Met a girl named Lucy

She was lookin' kinda pale

Took me for a dance

Then she bit me like a snail

Now I'm walkin' funny

Got a taste for meat

Dancin' to the graveyard

With a shufflin' beat

You can try to run

But you can't hide

I'm the undead king

Come enjoy the ride!

Now I'm draggin' my feet

But I still got style

Groovin' through the beach

With a killer smile

There's a lifeguard tower

But no one's home

Gonna make this beach

My brand-new throne

They scream, they shout

But it's too late

I'm the zombie master

And it's my fate

With a bite and a wink

I'm on the move

Let's make this night

One deadly groove

I'm the lord of the shore

With a deadly kiss

Turnin' this paradise

Into the abyss

With a dance and a bite

I'm feelin' fine

Who knew the afterlife

Could be so divine?

Now the sun's comin' up

But I'm not done

Gonna keep on groovin'

Till I see no one

This beach is mine

Let's raise a toast

To the undead king

Let's haunt this