The Performer - Gwar
I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an r2 d2
I won't even start for you
Unless you f**king pay
Because I am the performer
Because I am the performer
Because I am the performer
Because I am the performer
I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to f**k around on you
Do so anyway
I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you I'll even suck a cock or two
But no sir I'm not gay
Because I am the performer oh yeah eh oh yeah
Before I was a whore on tour
I was the child always running around
With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down
Showbiz was calling so I hit the stage
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
My life was b******t and I didn't care
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare
But what else could I f**king do
But play another song for you
Thinking about a nose job too
Cause I am the performer
