[00:00.00]If It Ain't On The Menu - Hawkshaw Hawkins
[00:08.88]When a dog gets hungry he needs a bone
[00:11.69]And when a man needs loving he starts to roam
[00:15.55]I'm starving for your loving and i don't want a bone
[00:18.66]So if you treat me like a dog i'll run away from home
[00:26.56]Don't want no warmed over kisses or yesterday's sigh
[00:29.71]I want everything fresh even brand new life
[00:33.47]If you can't treat me right then it ain't no treat
[00:36.85]If the grub ain't no good there ain't no use to eat
[00:59.03]I'm a connoisseur when it comes to love
[01:02.20]Don't won't a tough old hen in place of a dove
[01:05.61]Don't want boarding house kisses i don't want to fight
[01:08.98]Don't bother to kiss me if you can't kiss me right
[01:16.81]I want a full course dinner and your love everyday
[01:20.07]And if ain't on the menu there's another cafe
[01:23.70]I want everything fresh from your sweet sweet lips
[01:26.83]If the service ain't no good i don't leave no tip
[01:49.44]I know all the tricks underneath the moon
[01:52.62]If you're cooking some soup you'll know i want a spoon
[01:55.92]If you ain't got what i want then another gal may
[01:59.32]If ain't on the menu there's another cafe