[00:00.64]There's a few things I haven't told you
[00:05.12]And before you hear them from someone else
[00:09.69]To clear up misconceptions I'd rather tell you myself
[00:19.32]There was a time I rode a roller coaster from Coney Island to Key West
[00:29.13]I held on with one finger so the other ten could rest
[00:34.81]It may be hard to believe hard to comprehend
[00:40.78]But baby you didn't know me when
[00:46.28]I played third chair trombone in an out-of-work polka band
[00:52.39]We looked for gigs on ships in countries that had no land
[00:58.57]It may be hard to believe we hit the top ten
[01:04.37]But baby you didn't know me when
[01:10.33]If you want a resume I'll put it in writing
[01:16.45]It's only good for a day and the contents are frightening
[01:21.75]I gave long winded speeches and I was a head of state
[01:28.12]I wrote an endless novel called See Jane Love And Hate
[01:34.10]It may be hard to believe I'm reticent
[01:39.81]But baby you didn't know me when
[02:10.01]If you want a resume I'll put it in writing
[02:16.18]It's only good for a day and the contents are frightening
[02:21.42]I gave long winded speeches and I was a head of state
[02:27.32]I wrote an endless novel called See Jane Love And Hate
[02:33.81]It may be hard to believe I'm reticent
[02:39.79]But baby baby baby you didn't know me when