The Ballad Of The Decomposing Man (Stereo Mix)

In a very large factory I belong

And I work the night shift all year long

Old freddy on a chainsaw lost his feet

Thinking 'bout a blonde he'll never meet

Tried to take his life again the other week

Keep your chin up

Haven't a care 'ave you

Just join the party

Allegiance I swear

Eee what's the matter with arthur royal

I'll go and top up his batteries and check the oil

Young arthur blew a fuse two days ago

Set himself alight

You didn't know

Nearly burnt us down the twit just had to go

Take your chances

Live on hot air

Wouldn't you

Chance of promotion

I'll take that chair

Dreaming of golden sands and palm trees

I said file these quickly and then staple these

Get yourself altered undo the seam

And get back just

In time for tea

And don't be late mind

Nobody's perfect least of all me

Married the job at age 23

Just keep my nose clean egg chips and beans

I'm always full of steam

I could never afford to go to butlins

But I did manage to go to majorca once

Wish I hadn't bothered

Past the entrance

By I bored myself

Who are all these people in my office

Anyway

Who are they

Where do they come from

Do why'know them