[00:40.44]My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
[00:48.21]What am I supposed to do
[00:52.11]I'm up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
[00:56.10]I haven't even got a canoe
[01:11.52]I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
[01:19.41]I went to hell on a red skidoo
[01:22.59]I did the Shake'n'Vac and broke my f**king back
[01:26.52]And now my library books are nine weeks overdue
[02:02.88]Knock knock
[02:05.52]Who's there
[02:06.81]The patron saint of Llandudno
[02:09.00]The patron saint of Llandudno who
[02:14.58]Tony Bastable
[02:18.54]You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours
[02:22.38]And I'll be in heaven before you
[02:26.16]I love you because you look like Jim Reeves