Shana - The Jaz
Written by：The Jaz
This is MC Jaz and I'm gonna
Talk about somebody know why
'Cause I wanna
The truth the whole truth
Nothing but scout's honor
A blast from the past this girl named Shana
Skin so smooth didn't need no lotion
That's irrelevant yo bust the motion
It was about 4 years ago
10 below 11 inches of snow
As I stood on the corner to cross the street
I saw a piece of pure perfection
Lookin' good enough to eat
I took a deep breath said hey you stop
She turned around and shouted step off baby pop
I said what's up what's your beef missy
Yo don't be stuck up don't be so pissy
Her upper lip dropped Shana stopped
She said there ain't no
Need to be blowing your top
A cute little honey in a bundle of fur
She could say the word and I would be cursed
You're definitely dear
Devastatingly darlin'
Please pass the digits tomorrow I'll be callin'
She gave em up as I clocked her shameless
I said what's your name
She said my name is
I called her daily and I rang the line
Two weeks later Shana was mine
Wednesday's her house Thursday's Laces
Friday Red Parrot were our favorite places
I was her bo and she was my biddy
She called me handsome
I called her pretty
But something happened boy
Was it a pity
My girl Shana got high seddidy
Demanding that I buy her fur coats and jewels
I was living in a project
She musta been fooled
Talking bout nugget goes good on my wrist
Asking me for diamonds that were big as my fist
Man just to feed her my pockets been bleedin'
Like a drunk race driver that girl was speedin'
I was needin to get out of that
I couldn't stay with
A money hound so I had to do away with
We were apart for two weeks and I was missing her
All the huggin' and the loving and the kissing her
Yo I wanted to call her
But I needed to talk face to face
So I stepped over to her place
Knock knock Hey baby it's yours truly
Come on and talk to me and don't be unruly
I said what's the matter girl can't you speak
You ain't seen The Jaz in about 2 weeks
You got somethin' to say to me don't you
I'm so confused so won't you
Tell me what's goin' with on
Say the word and I'll be gone
She said bye I don't want
A thing to do with you
Let the door knob hit you where
The good lord split you
I was so upset I coulda cursed her mother
But I cooled cause I knew that I'd recover
Stepped through the door cold bam slam
She said go on go on beat it scram
Dismissed and dissed so skidaddled I did
And my only consolation was I got rid of
Time passed and I got a new honey
A sweet treat that ain't hungry for my money
Thank God when she was taken glad that I took her
She's kind by design and a real good looker
Warm and charming with style and grace
Not to mention that she has good taste
Clocked a move cause there's move to clock
Chillin' at the parrot
Parked my car in the lot
On the guest list line lookin' over my shoulder
Silky hair soft fur
And didn't look a day older
I tried to avoid her
Pushed and shoved to get past
Then Shana shouted out
Is that you Jaz
With that big three foot truck diesel rope
And that soft frehs leather
Lookin' dumber than **
She said I must be goin' psycho
As far as you and I go
The only car you drove was made by Tyco
Driftin' on the thought
I'm wonderin' whether
We can do right and eh
Get together
No question you're willin' of course
Come on my place or yours
I said I'm just thinkin' about
The times when you drove me crazy
The gall the audacity you amaze me
Took me for worse that's totally weak
Money ain't everything you crabby old freak
You tried to do me like toilet paper that's okay
Blow your nose and wipe and cold flush me away
But eh I saw the light and I saw it in time
Before you tried to beat me for my last thin' dime
I played her out she had nothin' to say
Shrugged her shoulders and switched away
I keep my mind in track though I ain't no runner
Brothers better stay away from girls like Shana
