[00:00.00]I Ain't No Dang Cartoon - Alvin and the Chipmunks
[00:10.18]Some time ago
[00:10.99]I saw the need for folks to laugh and sing
[00:13.81]
[00:14.49]The world was pretty serious
[00:16.56]I could lighten up some things
[00:18.43]
[00:18.99]So I put on this red jersey
[00:21.25]With a cheerful yellow"A"
[00:22.81]
[00:23.44]I put a smile on people's faces
[00:25.81]And brightened up their day
[00:27.38]
[00:27.95]But just because I make you laugh
[00:32.27]
[00:32.96]That don't mean I'm just a loon
[00:36.71]
[00:37.59]I may be made of Ink and paint
[00:43.34]But I ain't no dang cartoon
[00:44.55]
[00:47.62]Cartoon
[00:48.25]He ain't no dang cartoon
[00:52.84]My face had been on plates and cups
[00:54.96]Bed sheets a babies potties
[00:56.59]PJ's lunch pails
[00:58.47]Shoes and gowns
[00:59.34]From nice to semi-gaudy
[01:00.84]
[01:01.53]But that don't mean I'm just a joke
[01:03.84]And don't deserve respect
[01:05.59]I may have a tail and be covered with fur
[01:08.60]But I ain't nobody's pet
[01:10.41]Just because I make you laugh
[01:13.36]
[01:14.92]That don't mean I'm just a loon
[01:17.82]
[01:19.69]I may be made of Ink and paint
[01:23.94]
[01:24.44]But I ain't no dang cartoon
[01:26.75]
[01:31.82]Cartoon
[01:32.19]He ain't no dang cartoon
[01:34.12]I know I have a squeaky voice
[01:36.12]I've learned to live with that
[01:38.31]And if I had to be a rodent
[01:40.50]Thank God I'm not a rat
[01:42.89]I give my pint of paint a week
[01:45.11]And pay my taxes too
[01:46.75]
[01:47.31]And help support a charity
[01:49.37]For homeless Looney Tunes
[01:50.94]
[01:51.94]I hold my little song
[01:54.64]
[01:56.21]Ain't just howlin' at the moon
[01:59.35]
[02:01.16]I may be made of Ink and paint
[02:05.60]But I ain't no dang cartoon
[02:08.10]
[02:10.29]Cartoon
[02:10.99]
[02:12.93]He ain't no dang cartoon
[02:15.31]I know I'm in good company
[02:17.20]They laughed at Einstein too
[02:18.96]
[02:19.64]Columbus was another one
[02:21.71]And Bishop Tutu too
[02:23.21]
[02:24.21]So when you see the yellow"A"
[02:26.33]And big red cap appear
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[02:28.52]Say"Howdy Mister Alvin"
[02:30.64]And you better be sincere
[02:32.41]
[02:33.48]Just because I make you laugh
[02:37.27]
[02:37.83]Don't mean I'm just a loon
[02:41.73]
[02:43.60]I may be made of Ink and paint
[02:48.16]But I ain't no dang cartoon
[02:50.49]
[02:52.71]No I ain't no dang cartoon
[02:55.14]
[02:58.02]No sir