Vitamin D

The adventure began at five

On the sixth of May it was Sunday

Can’t remember the year

I don’t tend to think of things annually

And there you were

Before my eyes

Tip-toeing in tricolour flowers

Not sure of the kind

Floriculture never tickled my interest you see

One day my dear mother

She did cry

She said I’m worried about your digital addiction

Do you realise this isn’t real life

This is just another fantasy

Well my jaw hit the floor

I slammed the coffin door and swallowed the key

Eyes back on the ultimate prize

Let’s complete the quest of Annie and me

Well I suppose I should step aside

I could climb out through my curtain drawn window

But I’m not sure of the point

I never did see much benefit in Vitamin D

Yes I’m in love with your bloodshot eyes

From the mountain I’ll proclaim to the people

This is the real life

This is not some fantasy